cockroach.

so Curt is over this weekend and we stayed up pretty late watching the Sandlot. when the movie finally ended he was on his way out, a cockroach crawled across the floor! i panicked and made him try and kill it. he couldn't find it, so we gave up and he went home. about an hour later Jaz wakes up and starts running into the living room (thats where i was sleeping) and then she ran into Blythe's room. so were all awake at like 3 am because Jaz woke up to the "sound of something crawling by her head"

we look around, cant find anything.

 then Jaz gets up to go pee and starts screaming again- she found it. it was on the ceiling. so we grab some raid and a broom. i sprayed it and Blythe 'broomed' it. a few seconds later we see another one crawling by her dresser. the Blythe lifts the broom to find that the little guy is gone. he made a run for it. so we chase it across the room spraying it and trying to smash it. to no avail.

finally we see it go into the closet and Jaz goes, "thats Satan" "thats a devil roach."
and it came running out, right at her. at this point it got pounded with raid and smashed as hard as we could. he just laid there all dead like for a second. then he started trying to turn over onto his legs again. we all started screaming.

Blythe held the broom over him as a threat almost while i ran for matches. Jaz and i burned his head off and then B Flushed him.

this story makes me laugh so hard, the entire time it was happening i was laughing too. which spurred dirty looks from Blythe, who was dead beat tired, and a whimper from Jaz, who was scared out of her pants.
i just find the whole thing to be really funny! here it is, 3 in the morning and were all running around after a roach, but each of us is so scared that if it moves too close to us we scream. hahahaha